Never Forget, We Are Still Married In San Angelo

A Scarecrow & Mrs. King episode taglet by Polomare, January 2012, Rated PG



“I think we should get a divorce.”


“What?! Why?”


“Well, technically, we are still married in San Angelo, and that could have unforeseen consequences in the future.”


“Amanda! Don’t be ridiculous.”


“Well, now, think about it. What if we have to go back to the island one day? It could cause all kinds of confusion. Yes, I think we should definitely get a divorce, just to be safe.”


“Amanda, we are never going to go back to San Angelo, and their laws aren’t valid here. A divorce is really unnecessary.”


“And that, my dear, is exactly why I want a divorce!”


“How come?”


“You are thickheaded and stubborn, and you never take me seriously. That’s it, I've decided! Not only am I divorcing you, I’m also going to sue you for alimony, buster!”


“Alimony! Ha! You’ll never get it!”


“And why not?”


“The marriage was never consummated. I’ll testify to the judge that I am trapped in a loveless, sexless marriage.”


“Oh, please! Now you’re being ridiculous! I would think that since the marriage was imaginary, you could also just imagine the sex.”


“I have. It was hot.”


“It was?”


“Oh yeah.”


“Ah, well…”


“I believe the only way you are going to get me to agree to a real divorce, is if you agree to a real marriage.”


“Nice try, Scarecrow. Don’t forget, we are only married in San Angelo.”


~fin~




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Vergiss Nie-> English translation for the Teutonic impaired Don’t Forget Episode taglet from Scarecrow & Mrs. King’s second season episode “Ship of Spies” “I think we should get a divorce.” “What?! Why?” “Well, technically, we are still married in San Angelo, and that could have unforeseen consequences in the future.” “Amanda! Don’t be ridiculous.” “Well, now, think about it. What if we have to go back to the island one day? It could cause all kinds of confusion. Yes, I think we should definitely get a divorce, just to be safe.” “Amanda, we are never going to go back to San Angelo, and their laws aren’t valid here. A divorce is really unnecessary.” “And that, my dear, is exactly why I want a divorce!” “How come?” “You are thickheaded and stubborn, and you never take me seriously. That’s it! Not only am I divorcing you, I’m also going to sue you for alimony, buster!” “Alimony! Ha! You’ll never get it!” “And why not?” “The marriage was never consummated. That’s right, I’ll testify to the judge that I am trapped in a loveless, sexless marriage.” “Oh, please, now you’re being ridiculous! I would think that since the marriage was imaginary, you could also just imagine the sex.” “I have. It was hot.” “It was?” “Oh yeah.” “Ah, well…” “I believe the only way you are going to get me to agree to a real divorce, is if you agree to a real marriage.” “Nice try, Scarecrow. Don’t forget, we are only married in San Angelo.”